Despite the fact that I foolishly took aspirin while I had the flu and thus put myself at a (incredibly small) risk of developing Reye Syndrome, a condition causing liver failure and swelling of the brain, I have made it past the window for developing this disease after my accidental self-medication.
In short, I did not die horribly, or suffer from brain-damaging swelling today. Go me.
I continue to suffer from acute hypo-chondria, and researching diseases on the internet syndrome.
Now, back to the WHO cancer mortality database.