I think you would hear something about like this:
Production Assistant: Mr. Romero, this is the internet
George Romero: By Gum, there's pictures in them tubes!
Production Assistant: Yes anyone can put them there, even with just a cell phone
George Romero: I need to remake Night of the Living Dead! And comment at length about this new media environment!
(Outside the As The World Turns casting call)
George Romero: Its ok if you didn't get on the TeeVee folks! Come be in my Zombie Movie!
(In the writing room)
George Romero: More Exposition!
Writers: This movie already has more Exposition than Ghost in The Shell
George Romero: Exposition is the best vehicle for biting social commentary!
Black Actors: Why is every Black person in this movie hanging around a warehouse with an M-16?
George Romero: You were at the International Black Folks meetin' when the Zombie Crisis struck!
Black Actors: ummm, sure...
(In My Apartment)
Me: What the fuck was that?